| Thing | Description | Number |
|---|---|---|
| Thing one | The first in a series of things. | 1 |
| Thing two | Here is thing two. | 2 |
| Thing three | The tertiary thing. | 3 |
| Thing four | Sometimes a golf expression. | 4 |
| Thing five | This is the middle thing. | 5 |
| Thing six | Three together can be evil. | 6 |
| Thing seven | This thing is often lucky. | 7 |
| Thing eight | This is what happens at a meal. | 8 |
| Thing nine | Something to be dressed to. | 9 |